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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Last Updated Sun, 3 Jan 2003
I don't mind you're asking me questions at all, I think it'll do a great service.

Q. What measures do you take to maintain the health and well-being of the turtles during transit and upon arrival?
A. Well for one we measure the turtles dimensions to make sure they fit into the right sized box. I usually do that personally with a ruler. Turtle on!

Q. Can customers request specific breeds or types of turtles for their deliveries, or is it based on availability?
A. TURTLES UNLIMITED LLC. prides itself on it's wide range of turtle diversity, however the availability of the more diverse products goes hand-in-hand with our supply. We are looking to obtain younger and more ethnically unique specimens in the near future! Turtle on!

Q. Are there any risks of unintended side effects or complications during the breeding process?
A. While we take precautions to ensure nothing goes wrong to bring harm to the turtles, I recall one instance of someone losing thier head. Turtle on!

Q. Are there any special care instructions or considerations for customers upon receiving their turtle deliveries?
A. Absolutely, as is with most unique pets. Make sure to never feed them anything outside what would be their natural diet in the wild. Never take them outside, they could be killed by a hawk. Do not take them to the vet, if you think your turtle has come down with something simply send them back to us and we will ensure the turtle you receive back will at least consists of the same DNA. Turtle on!

Q. I am an online buyer from 3 weeks ago and my turtle has been behaving strangely since delivery. It also seems to have a mutated foot with aposable toes. I'm more than glad to take in a rescue animal but I am not an animal expert so I could be confusing myself!
A. Let it outside and the hawks will take care of it.

Q. Can you guarantee that the turtles used in your service are not harboring any hidden agendas or ulterior motives?
A. ▇▇▇▇▇▇ Any further questions deemed appropriate by the company will be added to the FAQ as we see fit subsequent to email. Any iquiries regarding past affiliations to Bundesnachrichtendienst, German reunification, or 1995 court procedings will be aptly discarded.